Sunday, September 28, 2008

Does The Queen Have Bodyguards?



Finally we managed to post outstanding photos.
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Incompetent Cervix When Will I Deliver

Day 30 - THE END ...

POLAND! And so ends our adventure, for us about 20 000 km. We are glad to be back, but if it can be to go again .. ;)

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Simpsons Shower Curtain

Day 27: MOCKBA (MOSCOW)

've looked - to the east of civilization! Trip
BAMem, then we Transsibem Bonkers amazingly fast and bam! - We are already in Moscow!
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Recently Moscow has not had done to us dobego impressions. Therefore, this time we decided to leave the basement of the Capital Metro and more to get around on the surface. The weather was good our intentions - already in the morning grilling Edelstahlsonne beautifully, and the streets were buried in a yellow, autumn light.

First kilkukilometrowy walk. It turned out that the city is much greener than hitherto we thought, after visiting several points in the city center. The purpose of our walk was VDNcH Russian Exhibition Centre (BDHX). This is probably one of the most absurd places in the world! In the time of the Soviet Union was here, "Park of Nations Druzhba", which is the place where he had to present all the Soviet republics and were shown the greatest achievements of the USSR. Such a place worthy of course, the appropriate setting. Socialist Realist artists here have nice room to maneuver. Probably used them to excess. Each "pawilonik", ie the vast edifice przypominajaca Greek or Roman temples, dot the communist symbolism and aesthetics of the human avidity content to the republic, which was to be presented there. Sculptured, included not only the characters burly laborers, but even a cow, pig and chicken (!), And the columns are wrapped with frescoes cucumbers, tomatoes, pumpkins, grapes and sunflowers (sic). History, however, likes to play tricks and are now in the middle of the pavilions there are trade stands from the pots, second-hand clothing and any other military duperelami (as in the PPAs). The biggest attractions of the park is rusting aircraft Yak-42 and probably some sort of mock-up of the Soviet space rocket (I doubt whether it could actually fly in space). It is also Lenin's statue, fountain and gold lanterns in the shape of ears of wheat. On the broad asphalt brochures selling popcorn and cotton candy, rent rolls, and speakers, which once flowed through the socialist content, American pop flies. So shoddy Soviet met with American. It's hard to understand any of this.

The next means of transport was a trolley bus. Thanks to him we found out that Moscow really is corked - it dragged on impossibly. However, the city looked from the windows pretty neat and interesting. A stroll along the boulevard convinced us, with a total of Moscow, however, is not so bad, quite the contrary! This time, as the goal of our journey we have chosen Patriarch Prudy. Oposcilismy zapucilismy main streets and in the interior of small neighborhood streets from the early twentieth century. Road traffic was hardly determine. Houses have become any such smaller, that is normal. On the streets, cafes and went out the window restauracyjek.

Patriarch Prudy is a small park by the pond, surrounded by old buildings. The inhabitants of Moscow they come here to relax, feed the swans are living on floating islands, drink a beer on the benches. We found ourselves here, however, for another reason. This place is known for his novels of M. Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita" - specifically, Here takes place the first scene. Today there is no longer a tram, who fell into Berlioz, but this place really has some sort of magical aura. Besides, a second object, which became one of his novels - Yellow House - still is reflected in the depths of the pond.

Looks like this is a cult place among artists, poets and musicians, or are young representatives of different subcultures. There you can also meet older men with guitars, the team taking pictures for the movie, or just students of literature, who are there, "breathe" after classes. With the latter, well we met and talked late into the night ;-)

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Kates Playground Flashback

Day from 1923 to 1927: Train

Baikal bye! Now 5 days to spend the MOW TransSibie.Mamy lot of eating, drinking, guitar and super Prowadnice.A Typically, only 4 rubles!

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Our SuperProwadnica - Elena-she had to leave us, unfortunately, died because her babushka *. But it was with us, "buttery" (a friend from the night shift SuperProwadnicy, Azerbaijan, engineer with butter sight) and "yellow" (nothing nieograniajaca Buriatka).

(* Roman comes to the interval, and says that Elena got out, he died of her babushka ...
- And whence do you know? - Asks Gromek
- Because I talked to her ...
- And what did you say it?
- Well, the we're very sorry and thank you ...
- And how you said that you're sorry? "- asks suspiciously Roman Szydlo, knowing well his mozliwoscsci the
Russian language - "Oh ..." - Corresponds to welcome Roman)

In the train: mostly we ate ... we slept ... read (Koperski - then it grew adrenaline ;-)... sang ... We walked around the boiling water, or would be in the toilet (this was the end of our movement) ... We counted the flies in the toilet ... we played cards ... we've talked every moment, we do not want to buy anything (range was wide: jewelry, Russian hats, scarves, shawls, children's clothes, fish, dumplings, "goriaczyje cholodnyje bliuda and chips", orieszki, including some glass, playing with snow balls in Inside, cosmetics and many, many others).

biggest attraction, we have been waiting eagerly, and to which you odliczalismy times were longer stops. You would then be able to get out onto the platform and make a purchase, performing at the same time more complex movements of the upper and lower limbs. In such a stationary platform shifted to a bazaar ... everywhere became older and younger babushkas flying fish, czeburioki, pierazki, goriaczije bljuda, beer, samsy, salads, kartoszku and other delicacies. Paradokslanie and so we were still hungry by looking at what moment the contents of our "kitchen". A good solution is to take hands and mouth fistaszkami, peanuts, cedar or other nasionkami there, sold by babushkas. Typically, there are many, are small and hard to get at their contents, which takes dluuuugo eating ritual.

Our advice: if you do not want to stand out from the crowd Traveller transsibem remember that the train take with you: dresik (ADIDOS best men, ADDIS or AD, and women in bright colors, the more the better - roses, greens, yellows, etc.), to the fold, with or slippers, blue or necessarily equally bright socks, and of "fashionable" bag. Authorised Version is also more elegant - gentlemen, then the patent leather shoes and tracksuit presupposes leather jacket. A and our dear Lord, do not forget the heavy make-up! - Make your mouth red and the blue eyes and you will krasawice:)

furore in the train, we did the song "Crazy". We have caught on to Victor, who has known Anne German (according to Wikipedia - Anna German, actually Anna German-born Tucholska. February 14, 1936 at Urgenczu in Uzbekistan, died. August 25, 1982 in Warsaw - Polish singer and composer, an actress, a trained geologist (!). She sang in seven languages \u200b\u200b.(!!)
Victor, aged about 50, comes from the Tomsk region, and was coming back from work (near Lake Baikal) to home (Tomsk). He works in the construction of oil pipeline running through Siberia. For our interval brought his buddies from work - "wadziciela trubowoza (about 50 years driver who transported the pipe to build an oil pipeline) and his boss named Misha (age 25, engineer, very ograniety man). Misha, though it is two times younger than their employees, well it would give them advice and it was clear that he is the boss and I respect him!

In general, the wagon is half the workers were building a "nieftowod" or pipeline to the east, to China, Russian Far East and to Vladivostok, in the future for oil exports to the U.S. (! - Alright with us, spies, no?) Because the robot has a "zasucha" that prohibition, most of the train Panov wetowala their losses, and was very friendly and geared to the world to us, the Polish students that visit Russia. State of intoxication is nothing strange in the Trans-Sibi, but it must be noted that there are no brawling, everything is done culturally and nobody anyone to not force anything.

Odbywszy legendary journey by train, we can conclude that the passage is an interesting, albeit a little painful for the skeletal system experience. Therefore, we believe that such a trip in itself is not suitable for the sole purpose of the expedition, because it will be just boring.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

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Day 22: "My Papalia in Sevierobajkalsk"

We fell So, we're stuck in Sewierobajkalsku. Ferry, who had us Transfer the whole Baikal, no runs from two weeks to train and it took us 1.5 days. Little of this - out of here also is not easy! What can I say: either we are ap should come some strange, or RZD (Russian Railways), in any case we are not kompatybilni ... It looks like that we earnestly trying to squeeze the most expensive tickets in August, and refuses to sell cheaper. Closest to the tickets were only on for 2 days.
The same is true with other things: at the moment, or something is closed, or something is not ...
Anyway, we decided wyeksplorowac the surrounding mountains, how will the original bearing the name: Baikal Mountains. To this end, we went to probably the smallest town in the world: Sunny, consisting of several bungalows for hire and hot springs of hydrogen sulfide. You have to admit, prone to hot water (over 40 degrees) with a view of the Tatra mountains under a starry sky is quite pleasant.
Mountains are quite interesting - sharp turn protrudes from the giant goloborzy. These in turn are covered with lichen-giants, forming a kind of comfortable lying to the bears ... Fortunately, with the latter we had no more to do.
AGAIN So we are in Sewierobajkalsku, a city founded along the Baikal-Amur bus Kolejawa (BAM) 35 years ago. You can imagine how it looks mean achievement of Soviet construction ... Well, we are waiting for our train.
travelers, remember! Do not go from box offices at the Russian railways, even if you-in-pane will be doing all that ye go away. Do not forgive! Insist that long, you want a ticket, and in the end it will seem to you, or give true information, it will be when you can buy - that's our advice ... (People in the queue behind you showed understanding for your persistence and you will probably not rush) And Buy from the well in advance.

Dizziness, Hot Flashes



N Bajkalem.Pociag over again to Moscow for 2 days only because we Role Models at the tills! G. Baikal, hot springs, beer and mussel are OK!
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Saturday, September 13, 2008

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Day 21 Day 18 Day

Already in Sewierobajkalsku. We spend a night on the Baikal-place is beautifully NIESAMOWITE.No is no! :) -> Sun, waves, and around the mountains.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Planters Warts In The Bath

1916-1918

Tommotu with beautiful sunshine in a friendly in August przestopowalismy Aldanu, from where a train goes by 1.5 days to Sewierobajkalska
BAMem.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Watch Hollywood Adult Movies

Day 15 Day 15 cd

Dojechalim to Tommotu.Droga massacre-300km in 10h-asphalt and not like us, Grandpa autostrada.Wiezli Sasha and Misha-super guests!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Tanning Bed Time Comparisions



Landscape ecology-good luck! Nas from hand to hand and so we drive around the Ewenkow.W Aldanu
night and day -10
sun.

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Day 14 Day 14 cd

My Pokrowcu.Jechalismy the policeman in 22 years - Gave us full piersiowke.Dostalismy whole cottage for the night and dinner from the neighbor! WOW!
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Monday, September 8, 2008

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This morning we woke beautiful sun, and not only ... so We have gathered their luggage and decided to Take the Pokrowsk. Then continue south to the rail to get to the Baikal. What else we woke and caused acceleration of departure we will tell later ...
We will try to place short posts via mobile phone, but you never know how it will be, so do not worry:) Greetings to all readers
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Sunday, September 7, 2008

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Firstly sorry for the interruption in the relationship. Zepewne many of you wondered what was happening to us. We will try to outline what.
On Wednesday we visited the post after placing yet Marzloty Museum - an interesting place, although in principle attraction is the whole descent of 12 m under the ground and found that there is cold and the ground is frozen. By the way, however, a guide gives a lot of information, give to hold mammoth bone and can I take a piece of peat prior to 10 thousand. years)
next day, ie on Thursday, began our odyssey of self-foot into the immortal slogan: "Let's go to the east, there must be some sort of civilization." As it turned out, after the defeat of 200 km mud and potholes we got in a great location, and perhaps differently in such a place, where he lived a great people (Yakuts), who hosted us for almost 3 days, assisted in exploring their towns, fed and generally were great. Place This is called Czurapcza.
When I found that may already becoming a heavy burden on our hosts, we finished our participant observation (mouth full!) And came back to Yakutsk alloy. Of course, the way was a lot of adventure and let's hope we manage to combine fragments of already written reports and to publish soon ...
Now we plan to go to Nierjungri, where you'll catch probably in Trans-SIBA or we will go Amursko-Baikal Baikal on the bus. On the way Pokrowsku (also called by us cover) will negotiate with fishermen on the trip Stolby Lenski, although it actually starts here in the winter, and chances are slim. Anyway, probably tomorrow, for ever leave the Yakutsk and for a long time again out of range civilization ...
We're all healthy and full of optimism, although we long for the Polish summer.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

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Day 8:

Last evening we spent on listening Yegor stories about life, culture and beliefs Yakut. All were neizlwykle interesting - maybe you'll come back and tell ...
Today again we spend the day at the University of digging through statistical data and theses ... but after work we go to the Institute of permafrost and the Museum of the Mammoth:)
Tomorrow we plan to move in while Jaucka around to see the traditional life looks like outside the city.
Welcome to the gallery

Monday, September 1, 2008

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Yakutsk Yakutsk - minireportaz

Yakutsk tone. Yakutsk is sinking and nobody is surprised. Inhabitants of grace bypass a puddle the size of small lakes, and cars with a vengeance in August did not pierce through, splashing around the water fountain. Kaluza have different depth. When one of them suddenly popped into my leg to the ankle, did not try to see how deep it is on. The puddles can see the bottom, because they are muddy. Because not only water but mud is everywhere - literally! Are sidewalks and muddy roads, buildings are muddy, the air rises brownish dust. Car even longer one does not wash - do not make sense, ride any street, if only for just a km, will return to its original state. Everything should permafrost, which in the summer in flight tens Be hundred centimeters from the surface of earth, however, impervious to water. This then becomes a rally at the muddy, water saturated soil layer.
Cars. Wiekszasc it recently, "Prignano" from Vladivostok to Japan's shoddy - there detached piece of the bumper, there is some indentation ... Wheels in May on the right. Of course there are still plenty of Soviet nizazniszczalnych cars, but given the thrust of the new were in minority. Therefore, we are dealing with this paradox: Most cars have steering wheels on the right side (Japanese, Korean), and the traffic is left-handed ...
But what these blocks on piles and puddles slowly get used to it. Oh, Yakutsk is not really a place to practice najszczesliwesze civilization - the winter lasts from October to June (when we celebrate summer solstice, they celebrated the end of winter), and in winter at -40 degrees everything still works, but sometimes a lot of days of -55 degrees in the summer as it was 42 ... Here are more interesting people. Let's start
Yegor (in the most popular English transcription of "Egora"). The guy had just finished 24 years. He has been at creating websites - instantly connects two of its biggest hobby: journalism and webmastering (web development). He lives with his mother (we all talk on her babushka) and the Pieta, the son of deceased sister, in one of those seedy, almost only strength of will still existing Soviet blocks. Babushka sips, because dogs zagryzly her daughter. Petya suffers from a lack of sufficient care - I saw it on the start of school. Other kids raged, and Petya sat quietly in the pew ... Despite this, Yegor
gives some sort of advice, do not lose optimism. Although there is not much, it is divided obcorkajowcami happy with who encounter his address by coachsurfing (maybe this is some way to ubarwic gray, Yakutsk reality?) Is an open, happy to talk, he travels the world - was in China and Mongolia. He speaks English, he studied journalism. It Jakutem. Thinks that is and will be getting better - with the pride of showing us these few renovated streets, which in Poland, you might as well be found on the first block of thought.
Alexei, whom we met with Yegor, the truest Podroznik. It is already for 3 months on the road, hitching rides from the Ukraine to Chukotka. Why going? He says Ukraine it's not his house. He returns to the place where lived the first 14 years of his life (before moving to Ukraine.) To accomplish this trip, I quit my job. Chukotka and Kamchatka is still his family will be there for the winter. So the man with the end of the world (literally - Chukotka is the most easternmost peninsula of Eurasia!) Returns to the End of the World. You can see things are more important than a safe life in European civilization. Alexei
life changed in August after he was paralyzed as a result of a brain tumor. Traces of this paralysis are evident in that as you move - put your legs unnaturally stiff, his hands are shaking. But it goes further! In this modest, emaciated figures from Indian face and long hair is a great power ... Travelling through such a time, in such circumstances (Siberia, Altai, Mongolia) with 30-kg rucksack powdziw deserves.
So it looks like, the truth is, Siberia, and gives the bone. Here is the really hard. Probably most of us had that problem, although in order to survive 1 year (because it's all still happening at the row of squares and 1500zł rates 1.5-2 times higher than in Poland). Yegor When I ask whether, in the Yakutia life is hard, blithely replied: "Heavy?" How? "Not in our life is normal." PR

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Day 6 and 7: Якутск (Yakutsk)

Our "Bumaga from UW works wonders!


Yesterday we visited the University in Yakutsk, and there we were welcomed with great kindness, quite otherwise than in Moscow ... In the department of geography, Mr. Dean redirect us to the whole university Vice-Chancellor, who as it turned out is a social geographer, and deals with topics close to us. Shown interest in our case, we got a gift from him in the Republic of Sakha atlas from the time of the Soviet Union, moreover, lend us a book about the population of Yakutia and the census of 1989. Therefore, the whole of yesterday evening spedzlismy the shooting of these materials:)
"Bumaga from UW pomachalismy also in the municipal library, and you enrolled with a smile to her and we rented a valuable book to the house on the so-called" word of honor. " Today, the Vice-Chancellor
we got "man", called Zenia, took us in ichni CSO, but it turned out that the entire archive on time repair is carried .. somewhere .. but who knows where .. and nothing we were able to get today. Then we were in Pushkin's library, and there also renovated. Everywhere repairs, and the city and so obskorne ... Now sits at the university and are looking for information on the Internet.
Rubber & Gromek : A visit to the toilet in the main building of the University Jakuckiego it tasted completely different reality. Firstly, the entrance to the center is guarded code. Hmmm ... Unimaginable convenience, there must be in the middle? After a trip to the bodyguard and the receipt number to enter inside. I immediately begin to work hard all the senses, especially smell, sight and touch. Now you can reverse the previous question - what in the middle is not there? Neither the board nor the paper, no soap, the doors of cabins barely opens, the sink maintains a thin board, etc. The rest is left to your imagination. And who uses the toilet? Rector, vice-rectors, head offices, etc. will no longer complain of the conditions prevailing at the UW.
Today's birthday were also Egora - wreczylismy his shirt and UW us sing one hundred years - he was delighted with originality of the songs, singing with them in August, "happy birthday to you".


One more thing - in Yakutsk is now two times warmer than in Moscow! Probably because the local people have a warm heart ...

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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Nowosyb. Flight delayed

are arriving from the delay, confusion of the autobusami.Uff, Yakutsk opozniony.Awantura also at the airport delay increases

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We write from the airport Domodedovo. We arrived to the airport without a problem, although the way was fun. At the beginning of positively surprised us, a special section at the railway station for travelers going to the airport: one could even check-in baggage on the plane, so as not to tear it to the airport. Then rode the train, which looked at a modern, streamlined machine. Once started, it started shaking from side to side and shook the already around by train, passengers and baggage up to the airport! If podlozyc music, one might say that the whole train dancing:) To this we add the old, though lovely curtains that complement the idyllic picture.
At the airport efficiently pack backpacks in the bags for garbage, saving the same at 200 rubles (20zl) for this service professionals performed at the airport. Luggage wrapped in August and tapes sacks because Apparently love to die for one thing.
security clearance was hit. As a whole, and I was dressed (I = PR) in the Bundeswehr clothes, looked like a real soldier, which aroused suspicion of inspection services. Been checked everything I had in myself, inclusive of shoes:)
Now we are waiting on the terminal and another curiously observing the change of goals and longer hours of our trip. We hope that despite the change in Novosibirsk, is it successful - next plane should wait for us, at least so we were told ...
PS This Gromka first flight!

Friday, August 29, 2008

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We are already packed, we are heading towards the airport for flight to Yakutsk. We go to the east there must be some civilization!

How Do You Say Romantic Phrases In Hebrw

Day 4 Day 2 and 3: Moscow

the evening we go to Red Square. The sky above us is lit by strong luna Moscow and our necks hurt from looking up the continuous. Then visit the booth of the blinis, which employs a nice lady Valentina.


People drink free beer on the street, chocmocniejsze drinks are prohibited. We even take on the New Arbat and the last metro back to Natasha. Here are arranged the singing contest, who decisively won our hostess.

morning, against the resistance of matter we arrive at the Kremlin, after which, as a native Moskwiczanka, guides us, Natasha (Russian!). On the hill, the innumerable churches, old and modern government buildings (the latter perhaps not the best fit here), and gadgets in a style never ringing the bell and never firing the cannon.



Then threw himself into scientific exploration, and we get to GosKomStatu (equivalent to our gosu), where we learn, from the Statistical Yearbook of the Republic of Sakha 700zł costs and he is not currently in stock (we still have hope will be in Yakutsk).

We do not, however, for the win and moves to a noisy subway Moscow State University. It turns out that the University is building a greater copy (and perhaps more original) Palace of Culture in Warsaw. The enormity of this structure, as well as socialist design is overwhelming. Even all the roads in the area in May after at least four lanes in each direction.

Socialism does not end here, however, on the architecture: krewcy guards did not let us get inside, because we did not have passes and were a potential terrorist threat. But we managed to meet at the bottom of a person working at the Department of Geography, not acquired, it would be our fate too. Even stated that in Poland there are equally stringent restrictions in access to university budykow. Defeated undeniable right of this argument dreamed now just to meet our basic needs - increasing during the whole event of famine. Fortunately, to get to the Chemistry Department was enough of our Polish identity cards. While dinner was quite good and cheap, but we would prefer it consumed in the company of geographers.



University is far from a vantage point from which you can see the greater part of the capital. The city is really huge, almost hard to get rid of the impression that its creators have used a little too large scale. Man everywhere I feel a tiny, but maybe this is what it was about?

evening, dating a friend of Arthur - you have that shows us a bit more pleasant face of Moscow. On the street Czystyje Prudy is square. It is a meeting place for young people who sit on benches and lawns, playing guitar and singing. Everywhere rot beer bottles and one gets the impression if you were on one big party under the stars.

Tomorrow awaits us next stage of my trip - the flight airplane (the Russian low-cost airlines) to Yakutsk, which will more or less as much time as a flight from Warsaw to New York. We hope that we and our luggage will arrive safe and sound in time to that distant place, sometimes called Жопой мира:) Welcome to

watching the pictures!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

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Day 2: Мы уже в Москве! / We are already in Moscow!



After 21 hours of driving we arrive by train to Moscow, after an hour waiting at the station
already a meet in plenary session and go to Natasha after shedding their way cunningly Society of alleged thieves (Russian хвосты - chwostow;)

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Denise Milani Celebrating With A Little Cake.

Day 1, pl / BLR-Terespol

last message from the PL.Magda already going Polonaise and will only 1h later in Mskwie.Do routine inspection per month!

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Day 1, dw.warszawa east.

ride, but ... The three of us O_O! Gromek thought that the train departs 12h later - continues rescue ... ;-)